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Zach Woods Of ‘Silicon Valley’ Got High On Laughing Gas And Called Two Frat Guys “Sluts”

Like many people, I’m still transitioning from looking at Zach Woods and seeing Gabe from The Office to looking at Zach Woods and seeing Jared from Silicon Valley. It’s been a tough process — I really, really hated Gabe while I love Jared (narcissism at its finest), so the mental blocks have been difficult to move.

Regardless of how I feel when I look at Zach Woods, it doesn’t change how Zach Woods feels when he looks at me and people like me.

Laughing gas words are sober thoughts, Zach. Those guys you called “sluts?” They have names. They’re probably Chad and Brody, but that’s not the point. The point is they’re real human men with real human emotions. Don’t objectify them. They’re not pieces of pastel-colored meat for your ogling pleasure. Maybe sit the next one out, Zach (just kidding, we need you to stay on Silicon Valley forever now that T.J. Miller is on the way out).

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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