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Titans rookie quarterback, former LSU Tiger, and victim of the inherent thirst for violence within all Bama fans Zach Mettenberger has been named the starter this week against the Houston Texans.
Mettenberger, if you are unaware, is a ridiculous human being. This is apparent in pretty much everything the quarterback does — his hair styles being perhaps the best examples — but especially so in the Snapchat he just sent out to celebrate his new job.
I’m not really sure whether that’s an intentional ugly snap face or if this is simply Mettenberger’s genuine reaction to being named the starter: confusion followed by aggression. Seems like a typical emotional combination for this guy.
One of TFM’s contributors from LSU said about the picture, “If he still follows his LSU habits, he’s about a 6-pack deep and probably already cleaned up two lines before that snap.”
Here’s hoping Mettenberger shreds the Texans and locks down the starting job for the rest of the year. The NFL needs more Mettenberger. We’ve got a new horse in the Frattest NFL QB race..