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Tired of lugging your bulky, heavy machine gun around? Sick of the disgusted glances uptight liberals throw at your assault rifle? Fed up with the constant permit checks from police? Now you can exercise your paranoia worry-free with the all-new Folding Machine Gun!
The Magpul FMG9 brings a whole new meaning to “concealed weapon,” giving its owners the ability to hide their 9mm assault weapon in plain sight.
From Business Insider:
“This weapon system could be described as a chameleon, it totally disappears… It’s sort of innocuous and then when you snap it out, you have little mini submachine gun.”
Shooting stuff is as easy as 1-2-3!
Step 1: Unfold it!
Step 2: Kill!
Step 3: Fold it up and leave the abortion clinic.
Nifty video tutorial:
The Folding Machine Gun is so easy to carry, you can stick it almost anywhere.
Stow it in your dashboard!
Briefcase? You betcha!
Put it at the bottom Little Billy’s lunch pale!
Remember, Billy, keep an eye on those Islam kids Obama made your town take in.
The all-new Folding Machine Gun, it’s mass murder on-the-go!.
[via Business Insider]