NEW TFM Videos Section

Watch thousands of hilarious videos from college campuses across the country.

Watch Now

Woman Stars In Porno To Afford Better Christmas Gifts For Her Son

======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ==== ======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ====


A woman in the U.K. starred in porno flicks throughout the year to make sure Christmas was extra special for her five-year-old son. She decided to take one several for the fam after her son complained the other kids at school received far better presents.

From Metro:

Megan Clara, 20, says she was gutted last year when her son Ashton, five, complained that he didn’t receive the same expensive presents as his mates.

The single mum, who survived on £80 a week, bought him an Etch A Sketch, cuddly toys and new clothes.

But after seeing his disappointed face, she vowed to make Christmas 2015 one to remember – and has spent the year making adult films, earning £500 a scene, to give her family a five-star festive celebration.

Megan, from Portsmouth, Hampshire, said: ‘Last Christmas I could barely scrape any money together, it was really tough and I couldn’t help but worry Ashton was going to be left out and disappointed.

‘My son has always been high maintenance and never seemed happy with the Christmas presents I could afford.

‘He has always wanted what his friends had but I didn’t have the spare cash for expensive toys.’

Megan has spent almost £1500 on her son this Christmas, compared to the £100 spent last year.

She was “gutted” last year? I saw one of the videos (strictly for research purposes) and she got gutted this year, too.

Here are the presents she was able to afford with the extra porn funds.

Bike – £200
Buzz and Woody action figures – £100
Clothes – £100
Converse – £25
Lego sets – £250
Toys – £300 (cars, superheroes, games)
Room decorations – £300
Chocolate and sweets – £20

Playing with a woody so her kid can do the same. That’s touching stuff right there. And I know, I know. “Female empowerment” and “She can do what she wants with HER body” and all that. But I hardly feel like it was worth it. You gotta be thinking long term. The kid’s going to grow out of those toys in a few years, but what happens on the internet lasts forever. Poor little bugger will wish she just bought him socks for Christmas when he gets older and his high school buddies find out his dear old mum got railed out on camera.

I can’t directly post the link to the video I saw. If I did, I’d be fired, then I too would be forced to do porn for money, except the only roles I’d get would be the weird humiliation kind where I sit in a chair with my dick out and a bunch of naked chicks laugh at me. But I will tell you this: It’s titled “FAKETAXI CHUNKY BLONDE WITH BIG TITS AND BIG ARSE,” and it’s pretty dope. She’s nowhere near as hot as the Shutterstock model above, but she’s still pretty hot. “Chunky” isn’t the right word. I’d go with “thick.” Anyway, Merry Christmas, ya pervs.

[via Metro]

Image via Shutterstock

Email this to a friend

Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

48 Comments You must log in to comment, or create an account
Show Comments

Download Our App

Take TFM with you. Get

The Feed