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Woman Ordered By Court To Stop Screaming During Sex, Keeps Screaming During Sex, Goes To Jail

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I’ve always wondered why girls are the screamers, and never the guys. It’s a topic that needs attention, and this story presents as good an opportunity as any to finally lay the cards out on the table and discuss it.

This British babe has already been to court once for screaming too loudly during sex. She was ordered, in court, to keep it down, but couldn’t. The police were called back out to her place after a 5 a.m. fuck sesh nearly brought their whole complex down due to her screaming. She was sentenced to two weeks in the clink. TWO WEEKS in jail for screaming during sex.

Mind-blowing. So many questions. Is the guy that good? What’s he working with down there? How many times did she get off? Did he ask her to keep it down? Why couldn’t she just STFU? Most importantly, though, why don’t guys make any sounds other than an exhausted grunt here and there, you know, for the effort? It’s just weird, no? I mean, this lady simply could not keep from screaming. Couldn’t do it. The guy? No mention of him making a peep.

From The Guardian:

[The judge] said a neighbour had complained that at about 5am on 29 January that paragraph 3 of the order had been breached. “Gemma started screaming and shouting while having sex, which woke us up,” said the neighbour. “This lasted 10 minutes.”

The judge concluded: “I am satisfied that during the course of the early hours of 29 January 2015, at around 5am, the defendant was guilty of screaming and shouting whilst having sex at a level of noise which caused nuisance or annoyance to (a neighbour).”

I need answers.

[via The Guardian]

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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