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Woman Live-Tweets Her Neighbor Having Outrageously Loud Sex, Includes Audio Proof

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Even though she’s no longer in college, Stacey Ritzen recently experienced one of the most common problems that comes with sharing a wall with a sex fiend: collateral sex noise damage.

Ritzen, who is a writer and web culture editor for UPROXX, took to Twitter to give the world a front row seat (literally, we’re up against the wall) to the whole ordeal.

I’m not surprised he’s a bus driver, because it sounds like she’s on the express route to Poundtown. Ba dum tss!

I’d watch my back door if I were her; I hear bus drivers know all the routes. Ba dum tss!

Okay, I’m done.

I’m not sure why he’s screaming out “Yes! Yes!” during, as if he is a prospector who has just struck gold, and I’m also not sure why her moans sound like those of a Scooby-Doo ghost. To each their own, I suppose.

The bus driver isn’t murdering her, but he sure is murdering something else.

I love Twitter.

[via Stacey Ritzen/Twitter]

Image via Stacey Ritzen/Twitter

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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