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Woman Is Divorcing Her Husband For Not Wanting To Have Sex 3 Times A Day

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A woman in Dubai is looking to divorce her husband strictly because of his dick game. She claims he cannot satisfy her sexual needs of jamming her clam two to three times a day. According to her, homeboy is only capable of laying the pipe a rather pedestrian three to four times a week.

From Gulf News:

“The court informed the woman that her claim for divorce due to what she describes as damages is not sufficient to leave her husband. The wife insisted that her husband fails to satisfy her needs. In her lawsuit, the wife alleged that the defendant [husband] should either be able to please her or grant her a divorce,” added the source.

When the wife insisted on her claims, the court decided to refer the husband for a medical check up to confirm to the claimant that her husband is healthy and fit and capable of pleasing her, added the source.

The trial continues.

Sure, plowing the bean field three times a day with the same woman the rest of your life sounds like a chore, but it still beats 99 percent of all other married couples where the wife won’t slob on her husband’s knob unless it’s his birthday (and even that’s not guaranteed).

Sack up, man. You hit the jackpot of all arranged marriages (a very safe assumption on my part) and scored a dirty little minx in the ultra-conservative Middle East. You need to let Princess Jasmine continuously rub your lantern until Genie pops out…all over her magic carpet. Life could be much worse.

[via Gulf News]

Image via Shutterstock

h/t BroBible

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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