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Yes, you read that right. Wisconsin man Don Gorske has officially housed 30,000 Big Macs as of May 4th. Gorske ate his first Big Mac in 1972, and has eaten at least 1 a day since then. Ew.
Here is the legend himself explaining his love for Big Macs and how it feels to have eaten 30,000 Big Macs throughout the course of his life.
Wait, what THE FUCK?! Did I hear that right? Gorske buys 6 Big Macs on Monday, eats one fresh, and then microwaves them as needed? THEN, he buys 8 more on Thursday, eats one fresh, and microwaves them throughout the weekend?! Jesus, Don; that is some grotesque shit.
I think the best part about all of this is that he isn’t fat. I would fully expect the man who has eaten 30,000 Big Macs in his lifetime to be well over 300 pounds, but according to Don he just has “healthy genes passed down from his family.”
When I drunkly eat McDonald’s, my stomach and body is fucked for at least two days afterwards. I feel straight debilitated. But fucking Donny over here eats a god damn Big Mac at least once a day and is the face of perfect health. That just isn’t fair.
Gorske isn’t slowing down either — this guy is going for 40,000 Big Macs.
“If I go for 40,000, that’ll take me another 14 years or whatever like that. I don’t think people celebrate 35,000 at all, so we’re probably looking at 14 more years down the road, and I’ll be 78 years old then! So we’ll have to see how I’m doing then, you know?”
What a beast. Honestly, McDonald’s should be paying him at this point. The fact that he has slammed 30,000 Big Macs in his life and is still standing is genuinely amazing. Best of luck to Donny Big Mac on his road to 40,000. This is why I still love America. .
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