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Look, we’ve made some questionable decisions as a company in the past that are well documented. I mean this is the same group of people that believed it was a good idea to pull me out of the soup kitchen by the bootstraps I found in a back alley dumpster on dirty 6th and give me a platform to incoherently voice my suspect takes to the masses for a second go-around despite two years of evidence that I’m a complete liability behind a keyboard. That said, this new giveaway we’re doing with Man Outfitters might just be the most foolish and baffling thing Grandex has ever done in our soon to be 7 year history.
With the entry of just an email address, you could walk away with an unreal prize package that includes all of the following:
YETI Tundra 45 Cooler (1)
YETI Rambler 30oz (5)
YETI Rambler Bottle 64oz (1)
Tomahawk Ribeye (2)
Hanger Steak (4)
Filet Mignon (4)
Brisket/Shortrib Burger (24)
Lodge Sportsmans Grill (1)
All the meats are top quality cuts from Butchery Fresh.
What are we thinking? Two people are walking away with that loot? That’s enough meat to feed a large African nation for a decade and an absurd amount of Yeti gear worth more than the same country’s GDP. Plus a grill? And we’re just giving away two of these packages for an email address? I might have to pay for my own brown boxes to pack my things in when this type of reckless behavior with our finances inevitably gets me shitcanned…again. It was a good run, guys. Maybe pour some out of those Ramblers for your boy while you’re cooking delicious, car-sized steaks on your new grill.