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Win A Million Bucks This Weekend By Playing Fantasy Golf

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You know what blows? Trying to impress the hottest chick at the bar only to have your credit card declined. Not only are you poor, but every girl within a 5-mile vicinity is laughing at you. Never happened to me, though. Thankfully for you, DraftKings is holding a contest this week where you can win big time dough and score hot babes.

Enter to win $1,000,000 NOW

Our good friends at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM users that you can enter for a shot at the top prize of $1,000,000 in their PGA $3M Millionaire Matchmaker contest. This is one of the best golf weeks of the year, hands down, and it just got $1,000,000 better.

“But I don’t know how to play fantasy golf!” you might be saying. It’s so easy to understand the rules on DraftKings that even your mom can play, and she’s never picked up a club in her life. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a 6-golfer team that you think will score the most fantasy points. That’s it. If you can’t win with these rules, then you’ve got big problems.

The entry to play is only $20. That’s one quick trip to the sperm donation center. Rub one out, and win a shit ton of money. Well worth it for the chance at this kind of life-changing cash. Imagine all the shit you can do with a cool million bucks. Every girl at your school will be jocking your nuts.

The top 37,676 scores are in the money.

Enter The $3M Contest NOW

Hop on the big, bad money train and sign up now before the contest fills and earn your shot at free money.

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