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Alright boxing fans, step right up because we’ve got an offer for you.
We’ve got a special deal through HBO Boxing that gave us a boxing glove signed by Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley. As much as I’d like to keep it for myself and put it on my non-existent wall of sports memorabilia (gotta start somewhere, right?), my bosses have insisted that we have to give it away to one of you degenerates.
So here’s the deal. All you have to do is think up your best TFM one-liner and post it as a comment on THIS Facebook picture.
Whichever comment gets the most likes on Friday at 5pm CST wins the glove. Sounds simple right? You guys send in enough terrible one-liners that I’m sure you’ve just been saving up the good ones for an offer like this.
Don’t miss out on this offer. If you do, we’ll work our connections and have Manny come deck you in the face. I might be full of shit, but do you really want to take that risk?
Be sure to order Pacquiao vs. Bradley Jr. 2 on Saturday, April 12 on HBO pay-per-view.