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How’s that wallet doing after the first weekend of college football? Probably pretty shitty. Lucky for you, DraftKings is here to reload your bank account.
Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM readers that you can enter for a shot at $2,000,000 in their $10M Millionaire Maker Fantasy Football Contest. Yeah, I said it: 2 million big ones. This shit is so easy to understand that even your dead great-great grandma could play.
You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a team that will gain the most yards and score the most points. Can’t understand those rules? What are you, stupid?
The top 125,700 scores in this contest are guaranteed to win money. If you can’t place in the top 125,700 then you were just born to be a loser. The contest begins September 13th, so obviously keep that in mind if you were considering drafting Pittsburgh and New England players.
The entry fee into this shindig is a smooth $20. That’s nothing. You can get $20 at your local sperm donation center. The possibilities are endless. God I love this country.
In addition to being able to win a cool million bucks, we are giving away a 35-qt Yeti Tundra cooler to one select winner. The winner will be selected from the entrants into this contest and those who click the “share” button on Facebook. Why you wouldn’t enter to win big money and a brand new cooler is beyond me.
Don’t be the idiot who doesn’t sign up. Draft your team of winners now before the contest fills.