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We Are Offering Once In A Lifetime Spring Break Trips That Will Make Every Other Spring Break Trip Pale In Comparison

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As vest season slowly starts turning into full on jacket weather, partying on the beach or poolside might be the furthest thing from your mind. Between the copious amounts of alcohol you’ll consume to keep yourself warm during these harsh winter months and excessively devouring more food over the holidays than entire Botswana villages consume on a yearly basis, the thought of spring break might be a little too much as you lie on the couch in a state of drowsiness and shame after that third piece of pecan pie.

But instead of questioning your fiber as a being as you halfheartedly watch “Jingle All The Way,” why not give yourself something to look forward to, help with the dreary months ahead of January and February, and potentially get the parents to foot the bill for a week of bad decisions and reprehensible behavior?

Yeah, exactly. There’s no reason to not be planning this far ahead. Before you know it, spring break will be upon us, and if you’re one of those guys or gals who procrastinates up until the last minute, you’ll have to bribe some drug cartel just to stay at a roach-infested motel. God only knows where that blood stain on the mattress came from, and ice cold, brown water showers aren’t an ideal method to wake up to.

Fortunately, if you get to it sooner rather than later, you won’t have to worry about a peep hole in your bathroom, as we’ve got you covered with three different badass spring break trip options with only the finest accommodations.

Our packages to Panama City Beach, South Padre Island, and the Inception at the Sea cruise are the best bang for your buck you’ll find anywhere and will be a time you’ll never forget.

So sign up and secure your spot for TFM’s Spring Break NOW.

Not convinced yet? Let these videos make that decision for you much easier.

TFM Spring Break 2016

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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