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What’s worse than trying to impress a girl by offering to buy her a drink and getting your card declined? Nothing, that’s what. No one likes a baller on a budget. No one. Thankfully for you, DraftKings is holding two contests this week for you to win big time dough so you can you continue to live your lavish lifestyle.
The first is a special contest just for TFM that you can enter for a shot at the top prize of $1,000,000 in their Masters Millionaire Matchmaker contest. This is one of the best sports weeks of the year, hands down, and it just got $1,000,000 better.
“But I don’t know how to play fantasy golf!” you might be saying. No worries. It’s so easy to understand the rules on DraftKings that even I can play, and I’m just a worthless piece of intern scum with a brain the size of a squirrel’s. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a 6-golfer team that you think will score the most fantasy points. That’s it. BOOM. You can win big now.
The entry to play is only $20. That’s one quick trip to the plasma donation center. Well worth it for the chance at this kind of life-changing cash. Imagine all the shit you can do with a cool million. You could drop out of school, and be on the way to become the next Dan Bilzerian. The top 24,025 scores are in the money. In addition to all the fat cash you can win this weekend, the top five entrants from TFM will win a limited edition Rowdy Gentleman shirt and koozie.
The Rowdy Gentleman prize package is only available right now through this deal. Prove that you’re better than the rest of the TFM community by entering now.
DraftKings is also giving you the opportunity to win even more money, because they love throwing dough your way. In addition to the Master Millionaire Matchmaker contest, they are hosting a $100K PGA Birdie contest for this week. The same rules apply as in the first contest: you have a $50K salary cap to draft six golfers. This contest is completely free to first time depositors, otherwise it is $3 to enter. First place in the $100K PGA Birdie contest will win $10,000.