It’s fantasy football playoff time, and unless you’re like me and drafted the whole Carolina Panthers squad back in August before being laughed out of your draft GroupMe, you’re probably on the cusp of elimination.
Such is the case for esteemed rapper and American icon Snoop Dogg. Snoop had a lot riding on last night’s Cardinals-Eagles game, and when Philadelphia inevitably shit the bed, Snoop had some choice words for head coach Chip Kelly.
What the fuck is on his head? Is that a shower cap? I’m not a very “cool” guy, so if that is some new hip accessory I’m unfamiliar with, please feel free to let me know. But, to me, it looks like he is wearing a fucking shower cap, and shower caps are notoriously uncool — something I learned the hard way at summer camp.
I’ve been off the Chip Kelly bandwagon since he left Oregon. Oregon isn’t a cool “college football town,” and I am skeptical of any player or coach that finds success there — excluding Panthers running back Jonathan Stewart, of course.
Snoop has a right to be upset. Chip Kelly is just herping and derping his way through the NFL until he is inevitably fired and relegated back to the college ranks — where he’ll collect a cool 6 mil in Baton Rouge leading the Tigers to multiple national championships. Whatever. One thing is certain: Snoop will never forgive him..
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