Is this the best Peyton Manning-Tiger Woods story you’ll ever hear? Yes, probably, unless you have some inside info. Is it the best story that exists? No. Of course not. The two stars are friends, and Tiger Woods used to be addicted to sex with porn stars. There’s no way Peyton and Tiger haven’t had nights on the town where they blacked out on whiskey and champagne with a harem of adult film stars in tow, doing more damage to VIP areas and expensive cars in a night than you’ll ever make in a year, staining sofas and straining personal relationships along the way.
Though we may never get to hear about Peyton calling out “Omaha” in the back room of a strip club to switch up which legendary athlete got which girl, this story from The Golf Network is still pretty great.
Sick burn Peyton. Maybe Tiger will catch Jack Nicklaus for the all time majors record if Peyton starts calling out “Jack” for one and “Tiger” for two.
[via Business Insider]