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For anyone who appreciates watching the pure, unbridled joy of a child on Christmas morning, you will enjoy this video…unless you appreciate watching those children for the wrong reasons, you sick bastards.
A few days ago, the Missouri football team had their Cotton Bowl gift package revealed to them (presumably their opponent, Oklahoma State, will be receiving the same things), and their collective reactions were priceless. In short, they lost their shit, to the point where I don’t know if the excessively exuberant, even for a person already excessively exuberant, reaction from wide receiver L’Damian Washington is about being told he’s receiving a free iPad mini or because he just looked into the incomparable and terrifying face of God.
That deserves to be a meme.
The rest of the team collectively freaks the fuck out, as well. Eric Waters, wearing 98, seems to be the most excited about, well, everything. Except the sweatsuit. Eric Waters says, “Fuck your sweatsuit, bro.”
Another reason the video is interesting is because the Cotton Bowl was one of the few bowl games who refused to disclose their player gift package beforehand. I guess the big mystery is solved. A whole lot of Apple stuff and some sweatsuits. Good thing you kept that state secret under wraps, Cotton Bowl.