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Wal-Mart Pulls “I’d Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker’s Ass” T-Shirt From Website For Some Reason

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Do you like doing cocaine? Do you like hookers? Do you like doing cocaine off hookers? If you answered yes to all three, you can now own a shirt that shows off your tendency to get a little weird on a Tuesday night. In fact, you could have ordered it online at Wal-Mart.


Nothing wrong with that shirt in my book, but apparently Wal-Mart thought it was inappropriate and decided to remove it from their website because they must not be a fan of money. Bao Nguyen who works for Wal-Mart in media relations told Mashable that they were taking the shirt down, and as of right now, it is no longer available for purchase. Nguyen also apologized to anyone who was offended by the shirt.

Really, though. For a company that has made billions of dollars, you would think they like money. Yet here they are pulling a shirt off their website because they don’t think it’s in line with the company’s values. Look, go to a Wal-Mart and look at the people who are there and try and tell me that over 50 percent of those people aren’t avid cocaine off a stripper’s ass snorters.

The good news from all of this? Amazon has no plans to pull it. So if you would rather be snorting cocaine off of a hooker’s ass — and I know you do — you can still buy it at Amazon here.

[via Mashable]

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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