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The YouTube sensation by the name of shoenice22 has proven he can chug a bottle of Absolut Vodka in 15 seconds. He tortures his mouth, throat, liver, stomach and bowels for America’s enjoyment, and we love him for it. And vodka isn’t his only game. The man is diversely talented. The list of alcohols, foods and your basic from-around-the-house shit he has vigorously consumed is long and grotesque. I’ve compiled a few of his must watch videos. Just try not to be distracted by his bright blue eyes, matching blue attire, inability to blink or his seemingly slow wit.
First, he wants to set a nice, casual buzz by downing a bottle of Goldschlager in 15 seconds.
Now it’s time to kick his buzz up with some dip. He doesn’t lip it, though. He eats it. A whole can of it. In 20 seconds.
Buzz established. Let’s get weird now. Shoenice22 is about to take down a whole tube of painter’s caulk.
After eating the caulk he can feel his sobriety start to set in, so he’s doing four Jager bombs in 30 seconds.
To mix in a new element, he’s now going to chug three beers in one minute without using his hands. Oh yeah, and the beers are still capped.
Enjoy him before he’s dead, folks.
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