Vladimir Putin Arrested At A Florida Publix

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Vladimir Putin was arrested on trespassing charges after causing a scene in West Palm Beach last week. Putin apparently did not fully appreciate the Publix experience, “where shopping is a pleasure,” and voiced his displeasure with the southeast supermarket chain — loudly scolding employees and confronting management. After holding his ground and refusing to leave the grocery store like a certain former Ukrainian territory, police moved in to apprehend the shouting aggressor.

What? Not what you expected? That’s as honest a title as there is on the internet. Pretty presumptuous of you to think Vladimir Putin had to be a white dictator’s name. That feeling of disappoint is on you, not me. Be better, guys.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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