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VIDEO: Idiot Thinks He Can Put Out The Olympic Torch With Fire Extinguisher, Gets Choked Out

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Cute stunt, dude. You come at the eternal flame of the Greek gods in a newsboy cap and wifebeater with a basic, run-of-the-mill fire extinguisher and think you’re even going to make a dent in the torch? Not happening, buddy. Forget that there’s probably not one working ULINE in all of Brazil, you’re still missing that shot 100 times out of 100.

If you zoom in and examine closely, you can actually see the flame scoff at this goober’s pathetic attempt at putting it out. Almost feel bad for the guy knowing he’s destined to spend the rest of his short life in a decomposing jail cell before becoming breakfast for an Olympic mascot Jaguar. Almost. He still has it better than the Olympic rowing teams that have to navigate the Zika filled poop water.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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