VIDEO: Gronk Completely Dominates Staples Center, Twerks His Ass Off On Jumbotron

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If a solid Gronk dance Vine doesn’t get you ready to rage, nothing will. The Patriots tight end attended the Clippers game against the Timberwolves on Monday night, and when the dance cam was turned on him, he did not disappoint.

The dude operating that camera was definitely hesitant to put Gronk up on the jumbotron. Realistically, there was a 50-50 chance his pants would come off and be swung over his head. Fortunately, or unfortunately, depending on your sexual orientation, Gronk remained fully clothed, although he did twerk in a highly disturbing fashion.

Here’s a longer video.

The poor kid that had to follow him up on the dance cam didn’t stand a fucking chance. No way his moves could compete. He just stood there with his hands up in amazement.

Twerking wasn’t the only facet of Gronk’s Staples Center domination though.

Here’s Gronk rocketing signed Nerf footballs into the crowd during the third quarter, because he is fiesta.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, host of the Back Door Cover podcast, Rockets, Astros and Texans internet mascot, cheese enchilada aficionado, nap god, 2017 Masters attendee, and Editor-in-Chief of Grandex Media.

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