There are certain Man Rules all of us penis wielders must abide by. Our manhood depends on it. The items on this list are shuffled around, amended, revised, etc., but there is one rule in particular that has stood the test of time. It’s a top 3 man rule, and it is not to be violated.
That rule states the following: A man should never, under any circumstance, intend to inflict harm to another man’s genitalia. You just don’t goddamn do it.
I’m pretty sure it’s in the Geneva Convention. This Frenchy blatantly violates man code with a vicious right hook straight to the giblets, and he did it in front of the whole world. The fuckin’ French, man.