VIDEO: Drunk Bills Fan Attempts RKO Of Punching Dummy, Knocks Himself Out Instead

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Drunk Bills Fan Attempts RKO Of Punching Dummy, Knocks Himself Out Instead

Tailgating is your God-given right as an American. You tend to get drunk and do stupid things. When your team is actually pretty decent, you have some extra confidence to do even dumber things. Take for example this Bills fan.

While tailgating before yesterday’s game against the Patriots, this man’s drunk bravado kicked in, and his good friend caught it all on film.

Pretty solid execution from the beer funnel to the RKO. Now sure, he could have gotten his arm around this punching dummy’s neck a little more, but all in all, when you’re intoxicated and attempting an RKO, his form wasn’t terrible.

The end result is what really has me pondering. Homeboy forgot that the base sticks out, unlike a real human being. His neck hit that base and he just died. I mean, look at him.

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Is he dead? He has to be dead. I’ve seen helmet-to-helmet hits that ended better than this RKO. I put it at about a 37% chance that he’s dead.

For the record, I pulling for him and hope that he made it out alive and is just dealing with a sore neck, although I have a feeling he’s not. I have a feeling he’s dead or at the very least dealing with broken vertebrae.

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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