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A pretentious vegan asshat was filming himself eating a vegan pizza in his mom’s house while talking about how “people who eat fish aren’t real vegans,” and wondering, “how can you be a good person if you’re not a vegan?” when he noticed something disturbing: a piece of cheese baked into the sauce.
His ensuing freak out is priceless.
First off, all legit pizza places bake the cheese into the sauce. That’s how Grandma Buscemi did it and she was FOB from Sicily. Get cultured, you man-bunned prick.
Second, even if going vegan was the best thing you could do for the world, being a whiny cunt about it isn’t going to get people on your side. Stop filming yourself eating quinoa almond paste wraps, leave your mom’s house, hop on your bike, and go do something about it. Become a lobbyist for PETA or some shit. Because I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but your videos aren’t exactly helping your cause.
Third, this dude is a major hypocrite. Once his mom hits the hay, you know he’s sneaking plenty of deep-V, non-prescription-glasses-wearing boys into his childhood bedroom and sucking them dry. He eats tons of meat..