shitto (Active)

shitto is a fifth year sixth year lifetime underachiever. He spends his time posting drivel online, waiting to be consumed by overwhelming apathy. The only thing of value he has ever given the world is a collection of old tweets. He's been called "a jealous hater" and "an idiot."

Member Since 01/12/2011

From Alabama

9 Worthy Causes Of “The Machine” At The University Of Alabama

Quit Picking Up Trash On Spring Break, Nerds

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Here’s To All You Fuck Ups

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The Timeline Of A Young Man Gone Missing On Sorority Date Night

The Oxford Police’s Twitter Account Is A Must-Follow

90-Year-Old Man Has Best Response For Police That Catch Him Soliciting Prostitution

Lamar Odom Allegedly Gets On Plane Intoxicated, Vomits, Gets Removed

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