Wally Bryton (Active)

TFM's most beloved writer

Member Since 04/15/2016

From Maryland

A New Weed Strand Named After Monica Lewinsky? God Bless America

Every Man Now Afraid To Ask How Net Neutrality Repeal Will Impact Their Porn Habits

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Folks Who Can’t Hold Their Liquor Actually Have A Precious Gift

Why Do People Hate Tom Brady?

Trip-Sitting Is My New Favorite Pastime

Tinder Has Turned Us Men Into Betas

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I Crapped My Pants At A Party And It Made Me Cool Somehow?

I Don’t Recommend Taking Your Date To A Gay Bar

24-Hour Diners Are A Late Night Godsend

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