UMaverick (Fifth Year)

Member Since 06/29/2015

From Michigan

Every drink you make, even the most common and basic ones, being “an old family recipe.” TFM.

total sorority move

Close only counting in horseshoes, hand grenades, and her orgasms. TFM.

total sorority move

Saying “I’m gonna wing it” in reference to something you definitely should not wing. TFM.

total sorority move

Noticing a pledge alter his route in the quad to avoid running into you. TFM.

total sorority move

Replying “unsubscribe” to a clingy girl’s texts. TFM.

total sorority move

Applying the LIFO method to your class attendance. TFM.

total sorority move

An asset on the golf course, a liability in the clubhouse. TFM.

total sorority move

Making the pledges do yard work because you share Donald Trump’s views on immigration. TFM.

total sorority move

The smell of stale beer welcoming you back to the frat castle. TFM.

total sorority move

Being outdoorsy in the sense that you prefer drinking on the porch. TFM.

total sorority move