Impressing your friends, un-impressing hers. TFM.
Turning something otherwise innocent into a wildly inappropriate Halloween costume. TFM.
Slightly adjusting your Tinder age range during Parents Weekend. TFM.
Hawaiian shirts being worn nowhere near Hawaii or any other tropical destination. TFM.
“Is this something we can tailgate?” TFM.
Trying to explain to the ref that your opponent fell on his own. TFM.
Having so many stories to tell at the dinner table, none of which are appropriate for the dinner table. TFM.
If one of my classes is canceled, all of my classes are canceled. TFM.