The__TG (Fifth Year)

His rock bottom is like a goal for you. Owns an inordinate amount of Sperry's despite never being on a boat. Only has sex with 6s or below. Never played a round of golf but can kick your ass in a game of ping pong. Flirts with freshman and alcoholism.

Member Since 11/01/2013

From Missouri

The time-to-leave-this-bar-and-go-to-another beer chug. TFM.

total sorority move

Everything being more fun with a Hawaiian shirt on. TFM.

total sorority move

Discovering previously untapped athleticism while drunk. TFM.

total sorority move

The cleanliness of your room being entirely dependent upon your chances of getting laid that night. TFM.

total sorority move

Buying clothes with the intent of wearing them 50 years from now. TFM.

total sorority move

Making college references to people who clearly never attended college. TFM.

total sorority move

The “is she hot?” squint across the lecture hall. TFM.

total sorority move

Not having to lie to get her into bed, but having to lie to get her out. TFM.

total sorority move

Loudly “dibs”-ing the hot girl as she walks into the lecture hall on the first day of class. TFM.

total sorority move

Bidding the fat kid for comical purposes. TFM.

total sorority move