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Calling up the local news station to ask if they’re covering your intramural championship game. TFM.
Personally offering to cover the cost of the intramural referee’s new prescription glasses. TFM.
Answering with a swift “Nope” after the arresting officer has asked if you understand your rights. TFM.
Getting ejected from your family’s annual Turkey Bowl. TFM.
Telling your parents “Risk management will take care of it”…
Assuming that any aircraft vehicle with colors other than red,…