Socrates Johnson (JI)

Member Since 08/21/2017

From Michigan

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The Weekly Dump: Super Bowl Edition

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“Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller” Is One Hell Of A Name And He Needs To Live Up To It

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Alex Trebek Had Rampage On The Mind After “Jeopardy!” Nerds Couldn’t Answer A Single Football Question

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Winter Olympics Will Be A Safe And Sexy Lovefest Thanks To Record-Breaking Condom Distribution

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Human Uber Is About To Be The Future For Fraternity Pledges Everywhere

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Proposed Bill Would Put An End To All Greek Life In The State Of Tennessee

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Natty Light Is Doing The Lord’s Work And Offering To Pay Off $1 Million Worth Of College Student Debt

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Virginia’s Plan To Make You Pay For Porn Is The Most Un-American Thing Since 1776

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46 Tons Of Mardi Gras Beads Get Removed From NOLA Storm Drains

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A Pelicans Fan Snuck Onto The Court For Warmups And Officer Wilford Brimley Was Having None Of It