Socrates Johnson (JI)

Member Since 08/21/2017

From Michigan


Alabama LB Mack Wilson Versus Georgia RB Elijah “Evander’s Son” Holyfield Is The On-Field Matchup We All Deserve

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Jalen Rose’s 100-Year-Old Grandma Just Dunked On Sister Jean

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Detroit Lions WR Golden Tate Is The New Prime Minister Of Canada Following This Star-Spangled Beerception

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Check Out This Savage Eastern Michigan Kid Who Decided To Enjoy His Breakfast In A Pothole

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Despite Outcry From Whiny Twitter Folk, CBS Doubles Down On Putting Crying Kids On Blast

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Ultimate Alpha Jim Boeheim Would Crush Coach K In A Shooting Contest And A Game Of Poker

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This 1950s PSA On What Makes A Good House Party Is Bush League Propaganda

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This Perp’s “Captain Dickhead” Alias Reminds Me Of My Own Idiotic Attempt To Avoid Trouble


Dayton Is Having Its Spring Break During St Paddy’s Day Next Year To Avoid Repeat Shenanigans


St. Patrick’s Day Festivities At Dayton Didn’t Disappoint Anyone But The School’s President