Socrates Johnson (JI)

Member Since 08/21/2017

From Michigan

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20-Year-Old HIGH SCHOOL Student Somehow Manages To Get An Entire High School And College Blacked Out

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The IU Freshman Who Spent 60 Hours Trapped In A Cave Didn’t Have The Best Spelunking Session

The Degenerate’s Guide To Celebrating Saturday’s Apocalypse

Some Chick Called “The Mad Pooper” Is On That Next-Level Mind Game Shit

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‘Butterfly’ By Crazy Town Needs To Be Celebrated For The Transcendent Banger That It Is

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Can You Really Say You’ve Run A Half Marathon If You Didn’t See A Dude Jack Off During It?

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Fuck You, Monday

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That Foxy Minx Merriam Webster Needs To Get Her Act Together And Add These Words To Her Dictionary

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