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Being on a last name basis with your best friends. TFM.
Not needing to stay up all night to get lucky. TFM.
Having nothing to fear, but a lot of things to hide. TFM.
“I’m not going down for this,” about something that was completely your fault. TFM.
Doing a putter-flip after your double bogey on 14. TFM.
Celebrating birthdays of people you don’t like as an excuse to drink. TFM.
Listing your name first on the group project, even though you did by far the least amount of work on it. TFM.
Your New Year’s resolution being to lose some weight. Time to blackball some pledges. TFM.
Electing a brother president of your chapter despite knowledge of acts that, if publicly known, would severely detriment his running for POTUS. TFM.
Clapping for your professor at the end of the last lecture to thank him for a semester of classes that you didn’t attend. TFM.