Making a Jon Taffer-like entrance into a party that you weren’t invited to and telling them to “shut it down!” TFM.
Nationals still allowing you to have pledges. TFM.
Justifying your excessive drinking habits as “making up for the 13 years of Prohibition”. TFM.
Using the phrase “Long story short” to eliminate all incriminating details from a story. TFM.
Lying through your teeth and into her pants. TFM.