Are you making a list of the blackest things you can do next? It just so happens I know a black thing you can do Wally, and it’s way longer than this list.
It’s a damn shame that universities are making it harder to get away with true pledging. Since I pledged, our process has been forced to make compromise after compromise. I even became pledgemaster just to turn everything back to normal, but I realized early on that it isn’t that simple. Now our fraternity is on probation for my entire senior year just because the head of IFC heard a rumor through some bullshit phone conversation from a non-affiliated student. It’s gonna be a tough year, but the tradition must never die. Damn Proud.
I’m upset with the direction this sight has gone in the past 4 years. I remember the TFM that had articles you could relate to. Articles that made the reader feel proud and made us laugh from time to time. Now this site has turned into a try-hard joke spinning off news stories and throwing in “witty” commentary to give it that real TFM satirical feel. The only decent writers left of this site are Bacon and Boosh maybe. TFM is now a dying sun, burning bright as it expands, but it will inevitably implode if someone doesn’t change the direction it’s heading in. The guys that work their are smarter than this. Do the right thing and make this website great again.
As satirical as this article is, it brings up some valid points. One of which really stands out to me: people stereotype fraternities regardless of what really happened. There hasn’t been a goat-rape allegation at the Beta Delta house since their founding. Just goes to show that anyone can jump to conclusions and ruin a campus organization.
In a perfect world, everyone would have to go through pledging before the age of 18. I feel that’s Americas last hope before our entire population becomes soft, cream filled, pussies who need everything handed to them and need a participation trophy to prove it.
America is officially losing its balls. Now-a-days everyone has to get everything they want. No one can be told “tough shit” or “deal with it” anymore without having a lawsuit filed against them. And when people try to overlook the madness with comedy they get chastised publicly and are labeled “intolerant” or “racist”.
Listen, if you were born with a dick and feel like you would rather be a girl, more power too you. You are a brave individual that will live life on your terms, and I respect that. But when people try to force certain changes that affects everyone’s way of life, including speech, I say fuck you.
If you want to change from Sam to Sally and where yoga pants then that’s fine, you change your lifestyle, but don’t you dare try and change mine to better suit your needs.
I honestly think you’re not writing fraternity related articles on purpose at this point because you know people are going to click on your article just to comment on how upset they are
This article brings me back to our good old rundown abode. A mountain of empties in the front lawn the were thrown off the roof, a mountain of trash in the dumpster so high the refuge center refuses to empty it, the backyard littered with miscellaneous party accessories and the charred remains of random household items. The floors that remain forever sticky no matter how many times the pledges scrub it, and the holes that are cleverly covered by posters and flags…
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Are you making a list of the blackest things you can do next? It just so happens I know a black thing you can do Wally, and it’s way longer than this list.
That’s right
Barnes could’ve had himself a sugar mama if she was throwing money around like that. Should’ve squeezed every last dime out of that dried prune.
This piece reminds me of the real TFM. Solid work.
It’s a damn shame that universities are making it harder to get away with true pledging. Since I pledged, our process has been forced to make compromise after compromise. I even became pledgemaster just to turn everything back to normal, but I realized early on that it isn’t that simple. Now our fraternity is on probation for my entire senior year just because the head of IFC heard a rumor through some bullshit phone conversation from a non-affiliated student. It’s gonna be a tough year, but the tradition must never die. Damn Proud.
I’m upset with the direction this sight has gone in the past 4 years. I remember the TFM that had articles you could relate to. Articles that made the reader feel proud and made us laugh from time to time. Now this site has turned into a try-hard joke spinning off news stories and throwing in “witty” commentary to give it that real TFM satirical feel. The only decent writers left of this site are Bacon and Boosh maybe. TFM is now a dying sun, burning bright as it expands, but it will inevitably implode if someone doesn’t change the direction it’s heading in. The guys that work their are smarter than this. Do the right thing and make this website great again.
Damn Proud
You wouldn’t be an offspring because two guys can’t make a child. You would simply be a cum stain. A big, disgusting, geed cum stain.
As satirical as this article is, it brings up some valid points. One of which really stands out to me: people stereotype fraternities regardless of what really happened. There hasn’t been a goat-rape allegation at the Beta Delta house since their founding. Just goes to show that anyone can jump to conclusions and ruin a campus organization.
In a perfect world, everyone would have to go through pledging before the age of 18. I feel that’s Americas last hope before our entire population becomes soft, cream filled, pussies who need everything handed to them and need a participation trophy to prove it.
I think the real question is how does Steve Holt still have a job after releasing these lack luster articles on a consistent basis?
Drink for every packed lip in the room
This could potentially be the worst Fail Friday I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading.
America is officially losing its balls. Now-a-days everyone has to get everything they want. No one can be told “tough shit” or “deal with it” anymore without having a lawsuit filed against them. And when people try to overlook the madness with comedy they get chastised publicly and are labeled “intolerant” or “racist”.
Listen, if you were born with a dick and feel like you would rather be a girl, more power too you. You are a brave individual that will live life on your terms, and I respect that. But when people try to force certain changes that affects everyone’s way of life, including speech, I say fuck you.
If you want to change from Sam to Sally and where yoga pants then that’s fine, you change your lifestyle, but don’t you dare try and change mine to better suit your needs.
I honestly think you’re not writing fraternity related articles on purpose at this point because you know people are going to click on your article just to comment on how upset they are
I really hope he didn’t splooge in the shampoo before the ambulance arrived. That would’ve made for a sticky situation.
How dare they play basketball while stomping all over the American flag. There patriotism is as apparent as their pledges.
Fox News clearly chose the strangest people to interview strictly for propagandist leverage. Everyone know bill oreily is the craziest fuck out there
This article brings me back to our good old rundown abode. A mountain of empties in the front lawn the were thrown off the roof, a mountain of trash in the dumpster so high the refuge center refuses to empty it, the backyard littered with miscellaneous party accessories and the charred remains of random household items. The floors that remain forever sticky no matter how many times the pledges scrub it, and the holes that are cleverly covered by posters and flags…
God I need to move in already.