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Coming back from winter break significantly tanner than your peers. TFM.
Pondering a vasectomy at the age of 20. TFM.
Wearing a Falcons era Michael Vick jersey in IM footall. TFM.
Proclaiming to the intramural ref that you’re playing in a “cupcake league” when flagged for unnecessary roughness. TFM.
Telling pledgeship stories in such a manner that onlookers would think you just returned from war. TFM.
Having the pledges make an overly dramatic hype video for an upcoming intramural game of little importance. TFM.
Having the liver and girlfriend of a wealthy 50-year-old man. TFM.