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You can find me at your local Private Jet Terminal, buying out your local Bar, bumming around your local Country Club, going over speed bumps in my gated neighborhood doing 50 in my Frange Rover or making fun of Roger Dorn on TotalFratMove.com

Member Since 03/21/2014

From Florida

Inquiring about a vasectomy at the Student Health Center. TFM.

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Sober ideas, drunkenly executed. TFM.

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Honesty very rarely being the best policy. TFM.

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Stepping out for a heater shortly after class begins. TFM.

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Taking your pledges out on your boat and reminding them that hazing laws aren’t enforceable in international waters. TFM.

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Having a hard time deciding between the colors “trust fund” or “marina blue.” TFM.

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