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Rebutting her “it’s not what I’m looking for” spiel with a “well, Columbus wasn’t looking for America” one of your own. TFM.
Always being “one month away” from being in the best shape of your life. TFM.
Blacking out back home and getting your old sports trophies out. TFM.
Not reciprocating the question when she asks if you have a girlfriend. TFM.
Calling yourself an athlete despite not playing any competitive sports. TFM.
Drunken arguments about who’s the most sober. TFM.