ozz (Active)

Member Since 07/27/2013

From Anonymous

Rebutting her “it’s not what I’m looking for” spiel with a “well, Columbus wasn’t looking for America” one of your own. TFM.

total sorority move

Always being “one month away” from being in the best shape of your life. TFM.

total sorority move

Blacking out back home and getting your old sports trophies out. TFM.

total sorority move

Not reciprocating the question when she asks if you have a girlfriend. TFM.

total sorority move

Calling yourself an athlete despite not playing any competitive sports. TFM.

total sorority move

Drunken arguments about who’s the most sober. TFM.

total sorority move