Not letting your abilities get in the way of your confidence. TFM.
Telling Mom and Dad it’s taking you five years to graduate because you took a redshirt year. TFM.
Demanding an Al Gore-esque recount when you clearly deserved your low exam grade. TFM.
If there’s a will, there’s a pledge to find a way. TFM.
Showing up to class late in full golf attire and claiming your car wouldn’t start. TFM.
Not letting incriminating photos get in the way of your denial. TFM.
Replying “unsubscribe” to her clingy texts. TFM.
Calling your friend’s sexuality into question when he dresses better than you for the first time. TFM.
Convincing the officer that it’s in everyone’s best interest to not arrest you. TFM.
Referring to American cheese as “freedom cheese” while studying abroad. TFM.