Mark Daniels (Exec)

Member Since 08/20/2014

From Texas

To Get Laid, You Have To Stop Trying To Get Laid

Utter contempt for snowboarders. TFM.

total sorority move

The basis of your relationship with your girlfriend’s father being a mutual experience that will never be discussed. TFM.

total sorority move

Telling her you finished so fast because you have a very important IM game to get to. TFM.

total sorority move

“Well, that’s one theory” when someone offers a suggestion that is polar opposite and much more sensible than the one you suggested. TFM.

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Saying that a little of something never hurt anybody when that something has caused serious harm to people on many occasions. TFM.

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Convincing yourself you can just “drink off” whatever illness you are coming down with. TFM.

total sorority move

The Summer House Party That Led To A Tractor Police Chase Across A Golf Course

Refusing to wear French cuffs based purely on principle. TFM.

total sorority move

The entirety of your work history consisting of various unimportant jobs at your country club. TFM.

total sorority move