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Utter contempt for snowboarders. TFM.
The basis of your relationship with your girlfriend’s father being a mutual experience that will never be discussed. TFM.
Telling her you finished so fast because you have a very important IM game to get to. TFM.
“Well, that’s one theory” when someone offers a suggestion that is polar opposite and much more sensible than the one you suggested. TFM.
Saying that a little of something never hurt anybody when that something has caused serious harm to people on many occasions. TFM.
Convincing yourself you can just “drink off” whatever illness you are coming down with. TFM.
Refusing to wear French cuffs based purely on principle. TFM.
The entirety of your work history consisting of various unimportant jobs at your country club. TFM.