Showing her that chivalry isn’t dead by having a pledge open the car door. TFM.
Saving the number of every pledge with a working vehicle as “Uber Pledge” in your phone. TFM.
Describing your minor twist on a popular drinking game as “the type of American ingenuity that put us on the moon.” TFM.
“This is what I pay dues for,” as you spend chapter funds on something Nationals certainly wouldn’t approve of. TFM.
Trying to convince the cops everything is under control with two 40s still taped to your hands. TFM.
The sarcastic slow clap after your risk manager announces his ambitious plans for the semester. TFM.