LonghoferDTalphasig (Active)

Ray bans and keg stands and all the bullshit in between. Proud Alpha Sig since 2012. 'Merica.

Member Since 02/14/2014

From Kentucky

Starting off sorority semiformals the right way. TFM.

Designating a pledge to shout NBA Jam-style commentary during your game of beer pong. TFM.

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Taking the Marshawn Lynch approach when your professor unexpectedly asks you a question. TFM.

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Somehow swindling your professor into agreeing to give you five extra points on your final per drink you buy her. TFM.

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The pong shot heard ’round the frat house. TFM.

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Deciding a pledge’s fate over a game of rock, paper, do what I fucking say. TFM.

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Having a “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy with your brothers about grades. TFM.

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When life gives you lemons, make a pledge eat them whole. TFM.

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Almost fucking made it. TFM.

No man left behind. TFM.