Trusting a newly pre-med brother with every severe injury, no questions asked. TFM.
Not letting college get in the way of a good time. TFM.
Grades decent enough for Mom, stories inappropriate enough for Dad. TFM.
Ricky Bobby knowing “With all due respect” will justify any absurd statement. TFM.
Needing to get drunk again to remember where you hid your keys. TFM.