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John Daly’s warmup routine consisting of two beers and a cig. TFM.
Forgetting which hole you’re on, but remembering the membership number to charge the next round of drinks to. TFM.
Having a local bar sponsor your mostly underage IM softball team. TFM.
Using your pledge caddie as a scapegoat for poor personal performance. TFM.
Honesty being a policy, but not your best policy. TFM.
Reassuring the pledge’s mother that he’s in “good hands” with your arm sarcastically resting on his shoulder. TFM.
Flagging down the beer cart girl on the first tee box at 9 a.m. TFM.