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Making up special occasions to justify spending an inordinate amount of money on alcohol. TFM.
Asking the ref what the mercy rule is after hitting a routine jumper to take a 2-0 lead. TFM.
Having the pledges put together a press release about your very minor intramural injury. TFM.
Using class getting canceled as an excuse to day drink, even though you were planning on blowing off class to day drink anyway. TFM.