Fratty Couples PGA (Exec)

Trust fund baby who plays entirely too much golf. Salesperson.

Member Since 04/06/2012

From South Carolina

The tortoise in the Super Bowl ad winning the race in a tuned Merc with the hare’s bitch in shotgun. TFM.

total sorority move

Grading your TA on her curves. TFM.

total sorority move

Singing along to “It’s Finally Friday” on the radio when it’s the middle of summer and you don’t have a job. TFM.

total sorority move

The no-look lane change. TFM.

total sorority move

Writing “college” on the doctor’s form when it asks how often you drink. TFM.

total sorority move

“Okay, walking’s out.” TFM.

total sorority move

Going to college on the east coast, but having the sleep schedule of someone in Hawaii’s time zone. TFM.

total sorority move

Simultaneously being a self-described good judge of character and a person of questionable character. TFM.

total sorority move

The ultimatum where you get laid either way. TFM.

total sorority move

Taking one for the team referring to an occasional slumpbuster.…

total sorority move