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Doing it for the story. TFM.
Responding with “Nobody’s perfect,” while being interrogated for committing a heinous, unnecessary act. TFM.
Telling your parents, “A fair share of liquid confidence,” when asked how you made the Dean’s List. TFM.
The instinctual perking up of the frathound’s ears upon hearing the word “lineup.” TFM.
Your default line being “He’s a good guy” when asked about a brother by a random girl. TFM.
Saying “It could have been worse” in a situation that…