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Assuming she’s hitting on you. TFM.
Hiring maid service in between pledge classes. TFM.
“Those are all costume props, officer,” while being questioned about the abundance of paraphernalia on you. TFM.
Going bar hopping after Dad said not to spend all of his money at one place. TFM.
Being proud of your degree that others have worked so hard for you to earn. TFM.
The pledges thinking the girls they brought are for them. TFM.
Having “so much in common” with every girl you meet. TFM.
Banking on the class notes being posted online. TFM.
Perfecting the one arm swim to keep the beer from spilling. TFM.
Confidently thinking everyone smaller than you doesn’t lift and everyone bigger than you takes steroids. TFM.